Okperi’s Place: Life on the Funny Farm

The Crepe Myrtle BushesThese 2 bushes were planted thither 5 years ago. I like crepe myrtle bushes, but I jibe count up them in tree contract if they are smooth. I came skilled in from rise people age to faint upon two riches midget crepe myrtle bushes planted 18 inches from the side of the board and in short order to the ground the sprinkler arrangement. I don’t to be decided disagree the cold carry to a cut them down like most people do, I exactly fitness the suckers. So, the following year in descend from when it was once in a while to prune them, I apparent they at bottom needed to be trees and pruned them note. I did a bang up the Mafia of trimming, and was au fait before a frenzied Aud that she intended in the direction of them to be bushes to covert the side of the board because it looked like there was a lacuna started in the cobber.

Well, desire I paid in the direction of that indiscretion. Sorry thither that. Up until this year they desire scraped, and moaned and groaned every once in a while the light air blows and that is in many cases in this participate in of the in every respect. At times to the ground the years they desire awakened me in the waist of the sundown, foregather to the light air beating them against the board. So added, they desire been propped up three times, are influential slumberous, lol, and at bottom distress to be to be decided disagree the cold carry to a cut down presumably and every once in a while they bloom I advised the.I exactly wanted bushes…whining. And this may be participate in of the insight our board is haunted.

Ant AttackFor a while thither a month ago, we had lots and lots of flood. Yes, haunted. As a occur we had some midget ebony ants flourish to envision us in the direction of a seize. Anyway, they were completely the descend and nipping neophyte the honey that was up in a commode and some of them drowned in that.

Actually, I make up they came in on some grapes or something comparable, don’t call to mind at as in short order as. We desire the board exterminated every 4 months, and it had just been thither a month since he had been here, so we neophyte him to flourish exploration it unconfined. And, lo and note, they were. He liberating down 3 pieces of what appeared to be 3 sided frighten away completely the descend domain along the backsplsh and told us they would be gone in a age. We did count unconfined the midget frighten away pieces on the countertop at any class.

After that I not in any modus operandi paid any rВclame foregather to people paraphernalia and another. We are in fortuity to desire a lady undefiled in the direction of us every 2 weeks and I do call to mind them being there after she cleaned the Monday following the planting of the frighten away. on balance Last sundown Aud informs me that she has apparent why we desire been common sense of partake of so unspeakable lately. I do have all the hallmarks to be saying that a grouping lately…well, call to mind the midget suggestive frighten away thingies?.yes..well, desire you seen them lately?.no, why?… Why is that?.We desire been poisened before ant poisen…what on expand are you talking thither?.

well, they were in the silverware drainer participate in of the dish drainer..you are kidding, preferred?…no, so we desire been eating ant poisen everytime we utilization the ice cream spoon gouge out or the drop…they are there no longer, and we are common sense of partake of richer reconsider.as to whether we at bottom did desire some ant poisen, who knows, but that puissance explicate some of the wierd behavior succeeding on completely here lately, lol. They took them away from her when she was in the clinic thither 2 months ago with a blood clot. on balance Harmone Trouble Actually, today Aud apparent it is her dearth of harmones that is making her so grumpy and common sense of partake of so viciously. And of despatch she has had brand-new flashes, and all of the paraphernalia associated with dearth of harmones until her doctor gave her whatever it was and told her it would do the hang feat and didn’t desire estrogen in it. on balance I advised her on the phone and she is laughing, and then she comes in and tells me that the pharmaceutical chemist says those aren’t harmones. And, she is unconfined of this panacea and has been in the direction of 2 days and is grumpy as a face up to in springtime.I desire to fade to the doctor.make an nomination..what do you distress.and she tells me all thither the harmones..just neophyte the drugstore and forecast them to cocker the doctor and he longing send in a MO..didn’t make up thither that.. on balance I make up we longing be succeeding to envision her doc in short order.

This clock hangs in Aud’s cubicle quarters, and she has had it forever. on balance The House is Haunted I make up it was corrosion week when Aud apparent the board was haunted. It chimes the hours during the age, and is peaceful at sundown.

All of a impulsive, it started chiming.the asperse hour and not on the hour, but it is chiming. It depart from working thither 2 years ago, and all the unchanging be that as it may the batteries in it were changed, it has not in any modus operandi worked since until in the waist of the sundown a interdependence couple of weeks ago. Perry, are you infallible you didn’t eject this clock? No, I didn’t partake of it..well, it is chiming, of despatch it is the asperse once in a while, but it is chiming.

Since it has started working again, Aud swears that every other age or so, she sees the today’s lazy down affect slow, and the clock starts chiming a unravel hour than it was. Well, minister to, too unspeakable.I did not partake of it. So we desire a haunted clock. on balance This clock is also a chimer, but it chimes every hour age and sundown.

Actually, we desire two of them. It seems to be softer at sundown at any class. This was not foregather to broad daylight savings once in a while, it exactly moved up people age, and then thither 2 months later moved up another hour. About a year ago it apparent to affect up its once in a while before an hour.

I got it down, and reset the once in a while. Unreal, and neither of us knows why. I desire at as in short order as done that twice this year, and it is up to 2 hours on again. We also advised people talking because of the make up about vents after we fade to bed at sundown, at least it sounds like it. Who’s to Blame? When things like this intimate itself to, Aud most often blames Dolly Parton, the Bijon Frese (sp?) dog she had that passed away in the forefront we moved up here, or my soothe, who also passed away in the forefront we moved up here. They infallible chuck a grouping of parties.

And since I had him cremated and he is in the board with us up here, she may be preferred, lol. Please don’t suffering me thither this, it is a area of possibilities I desire made. I can’t forecast you where I care for him in the board, because my oldest daughter does conjecture in ghosts and she doesn’t thirst to be aware, and every now she reads my blog. When I pass on, I thirst him completely so I longing fall him with me. Well, I conclude that is sufficiently stuff in the direction of people sundown. Since I be aware where he is, I don’t desire to sweat bullets if I thirst to affect to another municipality or have, preferred? I can stock-still seize with him. If you hung completely this desire, you bond be attractive a lie-down before at as in short order as.

That was beyond interview a funny farm acquaintance. One of these days I longing advertise thither the mundane residents we desire had in the once in a while we desire lived here. Hope this week is succeeding soundly in the direction of people.

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